This all started with Mark and his beat up car "The Bucket". After years of hard living the The Bucket finally died. So of course Mark (as usual) can not spend one weekend in the house decided that I should drive, and his girlfriend Nicole would bring along a friend. I figured I would just play wingman and roll the dice on this more or less bind date. It didn't hurt that I had an inside source that told me Michelle was cute. I just figured young and cute, how could i lose.
Fast Forward......
So Mark, Nicole and I pull up to Michelle's house. Michelle comes out and I it's so dark I can't even really see her. So she hops in the back of my car and we were briefly introduced. Okay, she was cute! The whole ride there you know I had to listen to cash money records, I mean they did take over since "99 and the 2000". Plus what exactly is good blind date music.
Walking into the movies I finally got to see the total package. Hmmmmm let's just say I was impressed. So I needed a plan. Step 1. Don't blow this, don't talk yourself into a hole. Never even got past step one that night. Mesed around and barely said a word. Politely asked for some candy at one point. Movie ended and I dropped her off. Lame right? Guess what, WINNING STRATEGY! No impression is better than a bad impression #ProTip. That night i asked Mark ONCE to ask Nicole if I could call Michelle. Obviously the answer was yes. I mean I did drive a black Dodge Intrepid, even had tinted windows. And that's the introduction to my favorite love story! |